Author: phudgee

  • Fuck Papa Johns

    Fuck Papa Johns

    God… I hate Papa Johns. For some reason, every female I know loves it…. I give my wife, or my daughter my card to buy dinner, and $4200 later, we get a pizza Its a fucking pizza…. Its not special…. It tastes like every other fucking pizza ive ever bought…. Its like a $10 pizza…….

  • Google AI – Porn Pusher To Children

    Google AI – Porn Pusher To Children

    Not gonna lie…. I get angry at AI… Because it lies…. it’s makes up things and tries to pass them off as fact…. If you follow what AI says, you’ll be dead in a week… true story. It frustrates me, and I find myself arguing with it more often than getting answers from it. Tonight,…

  • Third World Country Commenters

    I’m sorry that you live in a country that shits on you. I really am. But the fact that you want to extend your shitty life on the me is where I draw the line… You want to spam my shit, which you obviously cant, but you try to…. every day… im guessing scripts or…

  • Choice Home Warranty

    Choice Home Warranty

    So like 2 years ago, my heat pump went out. I called a repairman. And he came out, charged me like $100 for the visit, and told me it’d be like $1000 to fix. I have a buddy who knows a little about HVAC, came and looked at it, blew some shit up but in…

  • Movies to Music – Barfly

    Movies to Music – Barfly

    Next – Barfly – My favorite scene. Henry thinks he’s ready to take Eddy. So he calls Eddy in close, to tell him a little secret…..

  • Movies to Music – Blue Velvet

    Movies to Music – Blue Velvet

    Going to start something new…. Movies to Music…. I’ll take an iconic line or theme from a movie and put it in song. Starting off is Blue Velvet – “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”

  • “Functional Alcoholic” Is a Jealous Slur. The Real Term Is Responsible Drinker.

    “Functional Alcoholic” Is a Jealous Slur. The Real Term Is Responsible Drinker.

    Let’s cut the polite framing and call it what it is: If you’ve ever called someone a “functional alcoholic,” you weren’t diagnosing them. You were projecting your own lack of control onto someone who clearly has it. You saw someone drinking more than you, performing better than you, and instead of asking how they do…

  • The Emperor of Bel-Air

    The Emperor of Bel-Air

    This is a haiku All about how, my life got Flipped, turned upside down

  • Amazon Games Support

    Amazon Games Support

    My first time having to contact Amazon Games for support has been going horribly bad. The issue is still not resolved, and I have yet to hear anything back from the support folks… Heres how its gone so far: Jan 5 10:48PM Me: I keep getting kicked out of New World. I use GeForce Now.Mukund:…

  • It’s the little things that annoy me…

    It’s the little things that annoy me…

    One of the very annoying things about Steam is that the “Next in Queue” button changes position every time you click it. It pisses me off! I like to use the Discovery Queue and browse games I may never otherwise even know about. A lot of them are shit… well, to me they look like…