• Third World Country Commenters

    I’m sorry that you live in a country that shits on you. I really am. But the fact that you want to extend your shitty life on the me is where I draw the line… You want to spam my shit, which you obviously cant, but you try to…. every day… im guessing scripts or…

  • Choice Home Warranty

    Choice Home Warranty

    So like 2 years ago, my heat pump went out. I called a repairman. And he came out, charged me like $100 for the visit, and told me it’d be like $1000 to fix. I have a buddy who knows a little about HVAC, came and looked at it, blew some shit up but in…

  • Movies to Music – Barfly

    Movies to Music – Barfly

    Next – Barfly – My favorite scene. Henry thinks he’s ready to take Eddy. So he calls Eddy in close, to tell him a little secret…..

  • Movies to Music – Blue Velvet

    Movies to Music – Blue Velvet

    Going to start something new…. Movies to Music…. I’ll take an iconic line or theme from a movie and put it in song. Starting off is Blue Velvet – “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”

  • “Functional Alcoholic” Is a Jealous Slur. The Real Term Is Responsible Drinker.

    “Functional Alcoholic” Is a Jealous Slur. The Real Term Is Responsible Drinker.

    Let’s cut the polite framing and call it what it is: If you’ve ever called someone a “functional alcoholic,” you weren’t diagnosing them. You were projecting your own lack of control onto someone who clearly has it. You saw someone drinking more than you, performing better than you, and instead of asking how they do…

  • The Emperor of Bel-Air

    The Emperor of Bel-Air

    This is a haiku All about how, my life got Flipped, turned upside down