Author: phudgee
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Third World Country Commenters
I’m sorry that you live in a country that shits on you. I really am. But the fact that you want to extend your shitty life on the me is where I draw the line… You want to spam my shit, which you obviously cant, but you try to…. every day… im guessing scripts or…
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Choice Home Warranty
So like 2 years ago, my heat pump went out. I called a repairman. And he came out, charged me like $100 for the visit, and told me it’d be like $1000 to fix. I have a buddy who knows a little about HVAC, came and looked at it, blew some shit up but in…
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Movies to Music – Barfly
Next – Barfly – My favorite scene. Henry thinks he’s ready to take Eddy. So he calls Eddy in close, to tell him a little secret…..
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Movies to Music – Blue Velvet
Going to start something new…. Movies to Music…. I’ll take an iconic line or theme from a movie and put it in song. Starting off is Blue Velvet – “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
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“Functional Alcoholic” Is a Jealous Slur. The Real Term Is Responsible Drinker.
Let’s cut the polite framing and call it what it is: If you’ve ever called someone a “functional alcoholic,” you weren’t diagnosing them. You were projecting your own lack of control onto someone who clearly has it. You saw someone drinking more than you, performing better than you, and instead of asking how they do…
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The Emperor of Bel-Air
This is a haiku All about how, my life got Flipped, turned upside down
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Amazon Games Support
My first time having to contact Amazon Games for support has been going horribly bad. The issue is still not resolved, and I have yet to hear anything back from the support folks… Heres how its gone so far: Jan 5 10:48PM Me: I keep getting kicked out of New World. I use GeForce Now.Mukund:…
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It’s the little things that annoy me…
One of the very annoying things about Steam is that the “Next in Queue” button changes position every time you click it. It pisses me off! I like to use the Discovery Queue and browse games I may never otherwise even know about. A lot of them are shit… well, to me they look like…
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Vegetarian…???
So I’m in the airport at a bar. Of course I’m just getting drinks, but what better way to pass the time than look thru the menu? I noticed the pancakes are marked as ‘Vegetarian’. But then I notice something odd… They come with bacon…. That doesn’t sound very vegetarian to me …
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Why Modern MMOs Are Killing the Fun: A Rant from a Frustrated Player
Let’s be honest: MMOs today are exhausting. What used to be an escape from reality has turned into some kind of convoluted currency juggling, meta-obsessed, spreadsheet-fueled grind fest. And I’m here to tell you, I’ve had enough. So here’s a breakdown of why modern MMOs are killing my gaming buzz, with just a sprinkle of…