What the hell? A fly lands near you, you swat at it, it flies away, then comes right back....
I don't think flies have the self preservation gene that every other animal in Wild Kingdom haves.
If I went to McDonalds, and every time I tried to place my order, the cashier would try to kill me, I don't think I'd be going back to McDonalds....
There's either a synapse in the flies brain that ain't connecting, or all flies are retarded. Either way... How are you gonna try to land on my beer 45 times, when I'm totally trying to squash your ass every time you land on it?
I think the lifespan of a fly is really short, so maybe that has something to do with it... Maybe they're like: i got 2 days to live... I'm drinking beer if it kills me!!
Flies are still annoying...
-- Post From My iPhone
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I went to log into my blog and yours came up. Now I have spent most of the evening reading yours. haha.
Never thought about it but you're right. Flies are pretty retarded, especially the one that keeps flying around me right now.
I had feelings similar to those of the fly during my 2-day vacation. If the parallels hold true, the fly tried, but didn't actually get any "beer".
The Fly's Blog:
I don't get this guy at all. Every time I try to land on his beer he tries to squash me & misses.
If every time I tried to go to McDonald's, I missed the driveway, I don't think I'd be going back to McDonalds.
Any way...how are you going to try to totally squash my butt 45 times, and still miss. I am so drinking his beer. (and I'm going to poop on the mouth of the can when I land too.)
Your OTHER sister-in-law (not the one above)
lol - nice
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