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Friday, July 31, 2009

I don't get flies at all

What the hell? A fly lands near you, you swat at it, it flies away, then comes right back....

I don't think flies have the self preservation gene that every other animal in Wild Kingdom haves.

If I went to McDonalds, and every time I tried to place my order, the cashier would try to kill me, I don't think I'd be going back to McDonalds....

There's either a synapse in the flies brain that ain't connecting, or all flies are retarded. Either way... How are you gonna try to land on my beer 45 times, when I'm totally trying to squash your ass every time you land on it?

I think the lifespan of a fly is really short, so maybe that has something to do with it... Maybe they're like: i got 2 days to live... I'm drinking beer if it kills me!!

Flies are still annoying...


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