Cooking Tips #1

If a recipe calls for 1 1/2 lbs. of beef.... It's OK to put in 2 1/2 lbs. - instead of "lentil soup with beef", you just end up with "beef with lentil soup".


However, if a recipe calls for 11 ounces of lentils, and you have already put a pound more beef in it than the recipe calls for, and then you throw in 16 ounces of lentils....... you do not end up with "lentil soup with beef" again.....

You end up with choke stew..... ADD WATER!!!! Lentils suck up water like a drunkard with a weekend bender hangover.....

Still tastes good as a bitch though!