Sunday, December 14, 2008
Here is one side:
What the hell does that even say?
And here's the other side:
Awesome! I can now pick up a truck with my newly learned chopsticking skills!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
The Grand Theft auto series has been my all-time favorite PC game-line.....
Until GTA IV......
First of all, it was a serious headache to install.
What the hell is this Rockstar Social Club thing? Im ANTI-Social! I hate people. Thats why I don't have a MySpace page, or a FaceBook page, or any of that dumb ass shit.... Now I HAVE to join this dumbass "Social Club" in order to play the game?
I think this is a ploy to position themselves to be like Steam, and deliver downloadable games through, so I understand the reasoning, but it's still fucking stupid. So I install their shitty ass Social Club... Then it says I need to have a Games for Windows Live account....
I have to create a what? A Games For Windows Live account? Why? Windows is a piece of shit. Microsoft is a piece of shit. Now I have to create an account on their shitty service just to play the most awesomest game in the world? WTF!?!?
Ok, so I'm jonesing for some GTA action, so I buckle and create the account. Link my what? What the hell does it want me to link? I don't have a shitty XBox, I don't have any stupid account to link.... How the fuck do I just play the goddamn game?
After about 30 minutes or so of fucking around, I think I finally got the game installed. So I launch it.
Oh hells yes! FINALLY!!!!!
Well I've been playing for 10 days now. I bought it on the 3rd of December.
This morning, a little window pops up and says their gay ass Social Club needs an update. So whatever. I install it. I been working on home movies for most of the morning, so I just let it run in the background.
Well now, I'm waiting on a movie to import, and it says it's going to take like 25 minutes, so I figure I'll play some GTA. So I launch it. And I notice it says I'm logged in (Offline). WTF? My internet's working fine. So I hit their stupid ass HOME key, (cause thats the shitty ass in game Live key) and click Log In to Live.
It tells me an update is available for the game, and that if I don't download it, I won't be able to play on Live. Ok, who gives a shit. If I can play the goddamn thing offline, why they fuck did you force me to create the stupid ass account in the first place!?!?
Im one to generally apply patches to games, as they are usually released to fix bugs and such, so I download it. It tells me my computer may restart after the install. Of course it will, we are talking about Microsoft Windows here.....
Well the download finishes, and then I get the following kick ass error message:
YOUR PATCH FUCKING SUCKS! AND NOW, SO DOES GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!
Thanks for ruining the best game EVAR!!!
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Friday, November 07, 2008
This fall, I just planted 2 rows. About 20 - 25 radishes. I figured that'd be good.
So I go out and pick them today, cause I noticed they were looking pretty damn good. And the motherfucking squirrels done fucked up about 80% of them.....
Heres all the ones that were eaten on:
And heres the seven (7) that weren't....
Little bastards.... Im gonna plant some more - it might be a little late, but Im gonna try.... and I'm gonna keep this in my garage by the back door:
It's just an airsoft rifle. But it shoots near 400fps. Light their little asses up! I nailed one this morning who was creepin' round.... that fucker jumped about 3 feet straight up in the air, and when he hit the ground, he ran up the nearest tree, and started tree hopping the hell out of here. I switched it to fully auto and drilled him until he was out of sight on the other side of my neighbors yard.
Doubt he'll be back around anytime soon, but we got so many of them bastards.....
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
States like Nevada, Montana, Arizona, Colorado, South Dakota, Nebraska, Missouri, Indiana, Florida and North Carolina.
The president's already been chosen, and your results aren't even in yet. Better luck next time!!
Sunday, November 02, 2008
First, we needed cardboard, and lots of it. Luckily, I had plenty:
Next, we made a ring with about a 1 inch strip of cardboard, then strengthened it by crisscrossing other strips, and duct taping it all together:Perfect Fits!
Next, we then took cardboard pieces and duct tape, and cut and formed them and taped them together to make a helmet:
Again, perfect fits!
So we needed something to make the crown thingy out of, and I had read on another blog where someone used a broom. I thought, "Hey! We can totally use a broom too!" So I took a broom, and cut it off on my Miter Saw:Then we spray painted it red:
The nest thing to do, was fiberglass the thing:
Here it is after adding the mount for the crown thingy:
And now, the crown thingy:
Then we spreay painted it brass:
Two wrist guards, two shin guards, a little bit of spray paint, and a red bed sheet later: